I was gonna say that the only way they could have made Steve’s shield more noticeable would be to paint a fucking target on it
But then I realised
That’s the point of a shield though… you want them to hit the middle of the shield not you.
we all knew what the punchline was going to be i don’t care
can’t stop won’t stop
thor is incredible like he has bathed in the blood of his enemies when he’s in a frothing berserker rage yet i bet you anything he tiptoes around the flowers in frigga’s garden so that he doesn’t stomp on them
when you remember something embarrassing/painful from the past and you’re just like
tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.