My mom seems to be under the impression that Khan is white/Bendersnatch Crumblebatch because he’s freezer burned and that’s why he’s so mad at everything

Because he went to sleep as an Indian dude and woke up whiter than sour cream

uhridan:

the internet may argue about many things but we are all united in our shared trauma over the nina tucker episode of fullmetal alchemist

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Not really any spoilers I don’t think

The best part had to be when “John Whatshisface” revealed he was actually Khan and this guy in the theater went “HOLY SHIT” really loudly

bro

You must live under a rock if that counts as a “big reveal” for you

Other than that the movie was okay. Go see it if you like lots of explosions and Bones McCoy because he had the best lines hands down. Also if you like Benedict Cumberbatch in leather.

Do not see it if you expect it to be some well thought out grand affair because it’s not. It’s your basic popcorn all flash with little substance summer action flick.

Also don’t take a shot every time you see a lens flare you will die of alcohol poisoning before the first half your blood will become alcohol and you will be dead.

And thus ends my thoughts on Star Trek: Into Darkness.

im-an-angel-you-asshat:

Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back. 

mcadamsgosling:

when my cell phone loses service

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